CLEARANCE Orpheus the Pet Rock

Orpheus is a card-carrying member of the Pet Rock Squad! He is very proud of existing, and would love to do it with you.

*ALLERGEN WARNING: made of 100% wool rove.*

Orpheus' Bio:

Orpheus uses he/him pronouns and loves to put bows on his ears every once in a while. His poetry is very wistful, but he's actually a cheery conversationalist. He collected books of knock-knock jokes in his youth and has memorized at least 50 from them. He also likes flags. Any flags.